Signals and Systems - Episode IV

Geoff sucked on a toothpick. It dawned on him that it was somewhat ironic that when you suck on a toothpick, it gets wetter whereas if you suck on liquid (i.e. beer) it is drained of moisture and is thus drier. Geoff trembled.
"What is it?" Janet said.
"I think it's happening."
"Oh, dear God..." Janet mumbled as she began trembling in phase with Geoff. This was not a cold night. This was the kind of trembling which only a genuine presence of terror can provoke. Dr. Watson had arrived.

In a black trenchcoat and sporting a moustache not completely unlike that of Lee Van Cleef in For A Few Dollars More, Dr. Watson emerged from his Jeep clutching an unusually large piece of straw and a 6 pack of crumpets. The hog's stomach grumbled audibly as the smell of the crumpets wafted in the direction of Janet and Geoff. The duo became paralysed with fear as they noticed Watson's keen eyes turning in their direction. The hog was in control.