Top Ten Signs That You are a Dog
- You have difficulty handling door knobs and are eternally grateful that a small, square section of the door has come loose and you use this to enter your house.
- You find yourself largely unwelcome in social situations unless you are accompanied by a creature with large, dark glasses who waves a metal stick around.
- Despite your best efforts, your vocabulary extends only to slight phonetic variations of the word 'Woof!'
- Cats irritate you.
- No matter how many times you hear the sound of an engine, it still makes you want to run around yelling like a maniac.
- You find basic mathematical theorems to be incredibly difficult to understand.
- You find yourself attracted to bitches (this can also be a sign that you are, in fact, a man).
- People get sent to jail for refusing to collect your faeces.
- You have extremely thick, consistent chest hair. And back hair. And everywhere else.
- You're 10 years old and your guardian still hasn't enrolled you in primary school.
Fuck.
posted by Biggles @ 10:17 pm
9 Comments:
Jack believes to have now discovered Jack's calling in life! Jack thinks Jack is a dog! or, Jack is just a dog enthusiast...
The following is completely unrelated to the article (which i found highly amusing)....
my flatmate needs to write something that is 100 words or less, that will make the judges laugh out loud....
This is for a $500 scholarship!!!
please help....12 hour countdown!!!
cheers!
Jack beleives that Danni's housemate should promise Koskov 45% of the winnings and in return Koskov allows Danni's housemate to copy material from Koskovs very funny blog.
Who can count to 100 anyway?
everyone sucks!!!!!
im not a dog i could possible be dating a really retarded dog. to go slightly of topic, who thinks a good blog would be trying to think of atleast 10 reasons why people even want to be 'involved' with someone else. i know it'd be alot easier thinking of 10 reasons to stay being alone. i just thought it'd be challenging topic.
I think you live about three feet from me K.C.
Being alone is fine. It can be very good for personal development. You don't always have to be in a relationship. Conversely, a relationship is good if it is an equal patnership, that involves respect and reciprocity. It is meant to be fun and fulfilling, with a complex intersection of the development of the individual and the willingness to share.
Most men are complete fuckwits. Don't get involved with some fucker, just to be with someone. There is so much beauty in life, especially when you can organise your life in intelligent fashion that enriches your ways of being. Some examples of this may be starjumps, reading actual books and not junkmail, applying yourself in your studies, keeping up with friends, playing social netball, and smoking in bed and ashing on your doona because you don't feel like reaching for the ashtray.
So the question of single versus relationship really illuminates that perhaps the relationship you are in isn't enriching and rewarding. The question itself should not exist, because, in their best forms, being alone and being in a couple should be equally, but in differing ways, part of process of achieving mindfulness.
wow dr gonzo you could be the next dr phil, however all is good now as he took me on a picnic and apologised profusely.
Jack is alone, and Jack does not like it, as the only way Jack enriches his life is by having sex. Jack does not have any sex, and so Jack's life is not enriched.
Is Jack a dog for this reason?
Further proof that it is better to be proved a dog, than a cat. As a local mans dog made 'howling siren' noises when youths torched a tree in his property. The dog woke him and his family saving their lives. A cat will not do this for their owner.
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