Puppies!

If you're like me, and (if you're like me) you're probably not, I'd be very tempted to point the finger at the people standing in the corner looking sneakily in each others jacket pockets for the things they hold dear. Am I talking about drugs? Maybe. Blogging is like music; open to interpretation, I think if Paul Dempsey read my blog (and god knows, perhaps he does) he would agree that a little ambiguity never goes astray in art. Art. Yes, this is art. Art is NOW. That's right, YOU are currently experiencing art. How does that feel? Let me know.

Clapping is a good antidote to the mundanity of life and I think I can prove it. If you've ever studied signals and systems theory (at university or by your own initiative) you'd know that the characteristics of any system can be described by its 'Impulse Response'. What we've learnt here is that things need responses. You need to make things to respond to. So who is going to make these things? That's right; the impulses. Anybody who has attempted to obtain the impulse response of a system physically will know that the closest sound you can make with your body to an impulse is clapping. Clapping is a thing. Things create responses. The cycle repeats itself and life continues.