Signals and Systems - Episode V

Dr. Watson calmly approached the small section of woodland where Janet, Jeff and the hog lay. Watson liked to make himself presentable in awkward situations such as busting people staking out his house, so he straightened his bow tie did up the top button on his shirt. Janet's trembling became uncontrollable. Jeff attempted to calm her down as Watson had momentarily stopped in his tracks - no longer certain which direction the scent of the crumpet wafted from. He saw a window to sit out Watson's advance in the hope that he would give up the search and discount the scent as a freak occurence unrelated to any potential staking out of his house. But this was not to be; Janet's trembling overwhelmed her to the point where she vomited violently on Jeff's sports jacket and the hog's torso. Watson's eyes turned directly to them. He knew exactly where they were now.

Jeff was aware of Watson's reputation as a merciless head-puncher. He knew that Watson would find them any second. In an unlikely moment of tactful forethought - Jeff stood up, shined his torch on his face and said 'Dr. Watson. We surrender. We have been staking out your house. May sweet Jesus have mercy on my soul for committing such an act. I'm not sure why I did it. Seriously; I don't.'

'Is that you, Felt?' Dr. Watson muttered.
Jeff froze in bewilderment. 'Daddy?' he said.