Conversing
Terence: What are you eating there, hamish?
Hamish: Two bits of bread with some jam in the middle.
Terence: You don't mean...
Hamish: Yep.
More conversing soon...
This is my dwelling of enjoyment. If you hate people who wear fcuk t-shirts and enjoy low quality community television - this might be the place for you.
Terence: What are you eating there, hamish?
Hello children. I, Koskov-Koskov, had the pleasure of meeting Brisbane music superstar Pete Murray recently. He came over to our house by chance and I had a discussion with him on what he's up to. I fortunately had a dictaphone on me at the time and casually hit 'record' when he entered the room. I have dictated the conversation we had and would now like to share it with you cunts. Enjoy:
Dr. Watson calmly approached the small section of woodland where Janet, Jeff and the hog lay. Watson liked to make himself presentable in awkward situations such as busting people staking out his house, so he straightened his bow tie did up the top button on his shirt. Janet's trembling became uncontrollable. Jeff attempted to calm her down as Watson had momentarily stopped in his tracks - no longer certain which direction the scent of the crumpet wafted from. He saw a window to sit out Watson's advance in the hope that he would give up the search and discount the scent as a freak occurence unrelated to any potential staking out of his house. But this was not to be; Janet's trembling overwhelmed her to the point where she vomited violently on Jeff's sports jacket and the hog's torso. Watson's eyes turned directly to them. He knew exactly where they were now.
What would happen if, for one reason or another, a large spike emerged from the earth's core and pricked a group of people sitting around in West End?