Encounter with Pete Murray
Hello children. I, Koskov-Koskov, had the pleasure of meeting Brisbane music superstar Pete Murray recently. He came over to our house by chance and I had a discussion with him on what he's up to. I fortunately had a dictaphone on me at the time and casually hit 'record' when he entered the room. I have dictated the conversation we had and would now like to share it with you cunts. Enjoy:
Koskov: Hi Pete.
Pete Murray: Hello.
Koskov: I thought you would be on tour.
Pete Murray: I was but I'm home in Brisbane now.
Koskov: How has the tour been?
Pete Murray: It's been OK.
Koskov: Is touring hard?
Pete Murray: Yeah, sometimes.
Koskov: Was it difficult writing a follow up to an album as successful 'Feeler'?
Pete Murray: Yeah, sometimes.
Koskov: What did you try and do differently this time?
Pete Murray: I tried to make the music a bit different.
Koskov: And the lyrics?
Pete Murray: Yeah, the lyrics are a bit different too.
[15 second silence]
Koskov: Do you want some eggs?
Pete Murray: No, I had eggs for breakfast.
Koskov: What else did you have for breakfast?
Pete Murray: I had some muesli. There were wildberries in it.
Koskov: Do you like wildberries?
Pete Murray: They're OK, I guess. I didn't actually buy that muesli; they were my ex-girlfriend's and I had nothing else to eat. It reminded me of her and that made me sad because she left me.
Koskov: So you've 'seen better days', aye Pete?
Pete Murray (missing the joke): Yeah
[20 second silence]
Pete Murray: My ride is here.
Koskov: OK. Nice meeting you.
Pete Murray: You too. Goodbye.
Koskov: Bye.
6 Comments:
Nice one Yuri. Was he shoeless as well as personality-less?
Jack thinks Jack likes Petes music, but it seems like most stars, Petes a pansey. sock it to em ruski boy!
Who is your typist?
Jack request more posts. As Koskov is now on holidays and/or rocking the world.
Groupies want to hear The-Great-One preach!
P.S. Notice Jack said request and not demand. That was nice of Jack wasn't it!
Hello Koskov!
I am requesting a new blog...
I'm sick of clicking on this site to see 'Encounter with Pete Murray. It makes me want to do 'dirt' on floor.
Init!
Merry Christmas you russian dog.
I think you should write a post about how you intend to abandon your site and not listen to the degenerates requesting a post.
Fuck them all.
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