My Interview with DJ Kreme

Hello everyone. I interviewed a DJ from Canada recently. I had to write a transcript for this one to assist me with the article writeup so I thought I'd put the transcript up here. Enjoy!

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Yuri: This is journalist Yuri Koskov-Koskov. Who am I speaking to?

Man: Ah, it's Robert here.

Yuri: Oh. Does DJ Kreme live there?

Man: I'm DJ Kreme.

[nervous laughter]

Yuri: So what are you doing?

DJ Kreme: Ah, just sitting around.

Yuri: OK. Ah, so... I like your CD.

DJ Kreme: Thanks.

Yuri: So tell me about the Canadian DJ scene.

DJ Kreme: Well clubs ring me up, I turn up with my decks and records and I play music for the patrons all night with a view to making them dance.

Yuri: Ah, that's interesting

DJ Kreme: Not really.

Yuri: Well, I guess it isn't.

DJ Kreme: Why not?

Yuri: Um... [nervousness] so, ah, what colour are your decks?

DJ Kreme: Grey.

Yuri: Oh, really?

DJ Kreme: Yep.

Yuri: Well, grey is a good colour isn't it? Because it's not too dark and it's not too bright. It's kind of nicely in between.

DJ Kreme: Well I just bought them because it's quality equipment.

Yuri: Of course.

[10 second silence]

Yuri: So, ah, do you like being a DJ?

DJ Kreme: Yeah

Yuri: Cool.

[15 second silence]

Yuri: Um... yeah. I guess that's it.

DJ Kreme: You're a fucking hack.

[end of call]