Pestilence

Last time I checked, everything on TV was the artistic equivalent of having a llama vomit muesli into your earhole. I can't confirm that this is still true, as I haven't actually watched TV in a matter of months - but the random snippets of TV world gossip I have had the misfortune of overhearing don't fill me with promise (Curb Your Enthusiasm being shown at 3am on Wednesdays, for example.)

What TV needs is a maverick with some real ideas. Somebody with comedic writing skills. Somebody young. Somebody 3/4 of the way through an electrical engineering degree. Somebody with an amusing web log. Any ideas?

'Pestilence'
A Reality TV show devised and conceived by Yuri Koskov-Koskov

15 ex-Big Brother contestants, bound by a shoddy contract with some very small small-print, travel to the exotic location of Muraroa Atoll for a 55 day adventure. Each contestant is sent to the island handcuffed naked to a diseased animal. Hidden inside each animal are at least 180 contagious diseases, all of which have to be contracted through different physical acts with their given animal. The aim of the game is to contract as many of these diseases as possible. Each week, the contestant who contracts the least diseases is expelled from the island. To ensure that the contestant doesn't consider this some kind victory, the expelled individual will have their larynx adjusted to make their speech indecipherable and will then be covered in tar and feathers; doomed to spend the rest of their life as a chicken. The eventual winner will be given a 6 month subscription to Australian Golf Magazine, an amusing T-shirt and a Panadol.