Koskov-Koskov's Dwelling of Enjoyment

This is my dwelling of enjoyment. If you hate people who wear fcuk t-shirts and enjoy low quality community television - this might be the place for you.

Monday, April 25, 2005

Rubbish

It's all rubbish.

Everyone is wrong about everything. Yesterday I watched a documentary about music and how it affected and was affected by the Vietnam War and the state of the world at the time. During the show, they had an interview with some journalist who claims that Jimi Hendrix's manic interpretation of Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock '69 was Hendrix symobolically expressing the terrible state of the USA at the time by performing the anthem with screeching and wailing guitar noises. What a fucking pretentious dunce. How about this for an explanation for why Hendrix performed Star Spangled Banner at Woodstock: Hendrix wakes up at 5am, decides it's time to perform. He gets up, possibly stoned out of his head, performing to hundreds of thousands of drugged-out hippies. Half way through the set he decides to play a twisted version of Star Spangled Banner. Why? BECAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT. Does there need to be any other reason?

Why are people so pretentious and stupid? That git is earning probably a million dollars a year just because he conjures up out-there and completely wrong ideas about events in popular culture and I'm sitting here at midnight on a monday of a long holiday, having worked through the whole weekend, finishing off a tutorial submission worth 2% for a Power Systems subject. I've spend 15 hours on the tut and the answers are still wrong. After all that, I have to see my thesis supervisor tomorrow and I haven't made any progress this week. I'm so much better than my supervisor. I'm so much better than that journalist prick. That's not even a joke. I am SO MUCH better than him. He deserves to have human excrement placed in his mail box.

Cunt.

15 Comments:

At 9:23 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jack is good friends with Hendrix, well his music anyway, and Hendrix told Jack that he did play that song that way, cause he felt like it at the time, and for no other reason!

Jack echos Koskov's words and says again, that journalist is a cunt and should be placed in a box of human excrement to drown.

Jack also says good luck with your 2% and showing your supervisor why you are better. Jack's group are being monkeys on Jack's back that wont hop off. flithy rats.

 
At 1:24 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I fail exams and tutes as an expression of the faith I have lost in the Australian education system. Its art. Im sure you were doing the same. Years from now people will write a documentary on how I changed the system and started a revolution. Fight the power. Human Excrement can be ordered from my website.

 
At 5:13 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

jack you are annoying in every post you write. and unlike may of the people who comment on yuri's blog you are not funny in the slightest.

 
At 6:55 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I feel that the current supervisor/student relationship does not allow the student to work at their own time, pace, and to express their artistic talents. You shouldn't have to submit anything unless you feel like it. You are an artist Koskov, not a number.

As a silent protest I often submit work that has been previously submitted. In fact, I often make the work worse by deleting key sentences, implanting abusive statements about the supervisor, and including subliminal messages by Ozzy Osbourne that will make the supervisor commit suicide.

 
At 8:12 pm, Blogger Biggles said...

Dr Gonzo's words are like a warm shower to a cold person in an hour of need (and by that I mean a time when the weather is cold).

Who is this person who doesn't like Jack? Jack may be perverted, offensive and refer to himself in the third person but his efficiency in checking this blog and enthusiasm more than make up for it. At the very least, reveal yourself man! (or woman)

anonymous posts are for people without genitals. And nobody likes a person without genitals.

 
At 11:50 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

People's lives are shit.

In order to make them more palatable, they eat up drivel such as that shown. A little taste of nonsense gives them their hit. A little glimpse of a brighter place, a better world and people who gave a damn about, in this instance, an abhorrent America. As a result they dine out with delight on nonsense articles and foolish minds.

Yet as they slurp up the nonsense it also grinds them down. Worse, it grinds down those who still have hope, still have a dream like our dear host Mr Koskov-Koskov.

Its a vicious circle. I say blame the victims, if they didn't bring it upon themselves then they've certainly brought it upon the next generation.

 
At 6:55 am, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jacks loyal leader defends Jack! Jack is so proud, Jack smiles a crocked, somewhat demented smile.

Slander will not sway this solider in his duty, Koskov-koskov's words are Jack's armour.

Lead on fearless leader, Jack will follow!

and may all people without genitals die a horrible death, mainly consisting be being anal raped with poley-pipe and barb-wire, although mainly without the pipe.

 
At 7:17 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please stop the harassment against Jack. People who harass Jack are generally under-educated, unable to express themselves, and have no original thoughts of their own. It's the lowest form of comedy. Anonymous is a loser.

 
At 7:38 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

We know who you are anonymous. You know Yuri. You use the same grammar on the keyboard as you do in text messages. You are blunt.

YOU COME FROM... VICTORIA.

We know you are associated with 'The Rat'. You have some connection to Gallipoli?

We are watching you from the river, yuo can never escape.

 
At 9:28 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Koskov. The St Lucia C.I.D. have ordered the surveillence of a prominent drunken former and current President in the St Lucia area. The drunken man, who appears to have slowly lost popularity in his place of residence, is under suspicion for hate crimes on this website against prominent citizen Jack.

Apologies have been sent to the previously accused resident, known for his familiarity with 'the rat' and Gallipoli.

The drunken Prez will be watched.

Regards,

 
At 6:12 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jack believes justice will be delivered to those who deserve it. Do not worry, Jack will hang their bodies from the ramparts for the crows.

But on a lighter side, Jack wants to know how koskov's thesis meeting went? Did Koskov in fact show up Koskov's supervisor in a fashion similiar to that done at noon-time in the west?

 
At 6:26 pm, Blogger Biggles said...

i didn't even turn up to the meeting. I was having a good day and didn't want it ruined by derision from my supervisor.

 
At 7:58 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Jack says "take that!"

Jack knows that supervisors like it in the face like that. flithy rats.

 
At 8:17 pm, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good strategy Koskov. I often don't turn up to meetings, claiming I thought they meant Thursday next month. We should start a union.

Are you going to meet the Dr on Saturday night?

Regards.

 
At 8:39 pm, Blogger Biggles said...

I will be meeting the Doctor on saturday night. However, I will be busy until 10pm-ish due to an engagement out past the Mater Hospital in Ballymore on a large, rectangular area made of grass.

I shall be meeting the Doctor wherever he may be at 10pm.

 

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