The Definitive List of Bodily Fluids
- Water
- Blood
- Urine
- Semen
- Snot
- Puss
- Vomit
- Mucus
- Saliva
- Tears
- Cerebrospinal fluid
- Synovial fluid
- Aqueous humour
- Bile
- Milk
- Amniotic Fluid
- (insert scientific name for vaginal juice)
- The white stuff that comes out when you pop a pimple (or is this puss?)
- Cytosol
- Extracellular Fluid
- Sebum
- Menses
- Lymph
- Sweat
posted by Biggles @ 9:51 pm
15 Comments:
How does diorreha fit in?
Ahh you have much to learn young Russian
11. Tears
12. Cerebrospinal fluid (in brain/spine)
13. Synovial fluid (in joint cavities)
14. Aqueous humour (in eyes)
15. Bile
15. Milk
I'm sure there are more. Just imagine breaking someone open and sucking the juices from all their organs.
16.Amniotic fluid
thank you so very much. If you don't mind I will add these to the list.
i now declare this Koskov-Koskov's inaugural dynamic, interactive post. Any correct additions to this list will result in me adding your fluid to my post.
what about the green stuff that seeps out of my penis?
I accept it may not make the list, but damn it I want to know why.
I ask again - how does diorreha fit in?
sweat?
Attorney: You mispelt 'Diarrhea' and your attempt to ask the question 'why isn't diarrhea in the list?' was phrased so poorly that I was at a loss to work out what you were even getting at when I first read it.
Re-post when you have corrected these problems.
cheers
Koskov-Koskov
18. intracellular fluid (ie cytosol)
19. extracellular fluid (interstitial fluid and blood plasma)
20. oil from your skin (sebum)
21. menses
22. the stuff in your lymphatic system (i think called lymph)
In the interest of not being sexist, I suggest that you should add the scientific name for "Vagina juice" to your list.
Jack believes everyone on this blog who jack does not know, should be on koskov's list of bodily fluid.
You’re a conscientious objector to American spelling now?
I hope this rule is applied consistently and evenly in refusing to recognise posts.
I decline to repost. I am shocked that such a petty topic could degenerate into an even more petty quibble
Attorney: You forgot to put a full stop at the end of the last sentence in your post. Because of this, I have decided to erase even the basic sentiment of your comment from memory.
In the interest of maintaining the scientific integrity of this list ...
The white fluid from pimples is pus however consider this addition...Cerumen: soft, brownish yellow, waxy secretion of the ceruminous glands of the external auditory meatus (ear).
Scientific name for 'vagina juice' : leukorrhea - Discharge from the vagina of a white or yellowish viscid fluid.
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